[UFO Chicago] TNIUCNAG!

[Larry Garfield]

Ian Bicking wrote:

> Hi.  Seeing as this is pretty close to me, I thought I'd come for my
> first time.  How will I recognize the group?  Will you all have
> nametags?

No.


> Themed shirts and hats?

We wish. :-)


> Notable grooming habits?

No comment.


> Will you
> be performing gnostic rituals?

No, GNUstic rituals.


> Will I have to use a secret code word?

The password is "Torvalds".


> Will there be large banners?

Sadly, no.


> Flashing lights?

The police get upset if we try this.


> A giant inflatable
> monster truck perched over the table?

Hey, I like this one.  Pete, why don't we do this?


> Just thought I'd avoid that awkward, "hey, some of you have long hair
> and you're all male, are you UFO?" introduction.

That is probably the most effective method, in the long run. :-)

Seriously, though, Pete will probably have his laptop on him, which will
make him the only one in the room with a laptop.  If I get there before
you, I'm the red-head that everyone thinks looks like Bill Gates when I
really don't, and if you suggest that I do I will have to hurt you.  :-)

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