[UFO Chicago] TNIUCNAG!

[Ian Bicking]

Hi.  Seeing as this is pretty close to me, I thought I'd come for my
first time.  How will I recognize the group?  Will you all have
nametags?  Themed shirts and hats?  Notable grooming habits?  Will you
be performing gnostic rituals?  Will I have to use a secret code word?
Will there be large banners?  Flashing lights?  A giant inflatable
monster truck perched over the table?

Just thought I'd avoid that awkward, "hey, some of you have long hair
and you're all male, are you UFO?" introduction.  

  Ian