[UFO Chicago] Dorthy Parker

[Aaron J. Enright]

On 2/23/07, Jordan Bettis <jordanb at hafd.org> wrote:
> She's of whom I was thinking.

I think of her way too much.

> She coined such famous burns as:

And my favorite: Clare Boothe Luce once offered an open door to Mrs.
Parker, saying "Age before beauty," our hero retorted, as she went
through the door, "Pearls before swine."

ooooo...snap!

-aaron

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